April 20th is cursed
Feb 24, 2014 · by Admin
What can anyone say about April 20th, other than historically the day has a certain negative bend to it. Hitler, Hitler, Hitler.........how far Time Man of the Year has fallen? The freeways originally invented by the Third Reich are so out of fashion now that people want to use trains and public transportation more. However, that has not stopped Nazi war machine makers BMW, Mercedes, and Volkswagen from putting more vehicles on the road than the other big three. Germans are 4.3 percent caveman now thanks to DNA testing done by right wing nut jobs the Coke brothers. What does this mean, well if this was written in Germany, it would be illegal; in America it is just an opinion backed by science and a lot of conservative money. All these points veer from what makes Hitler so great, the staying power of his mustache and what he did on his last birthday. Today with all the stache foolery, no man dares wear that mustache other than women who have it over different lips. The last time Hitler was seen in public was on April 20th ,1945, when he awarded medals of valor to boys. Celebrating Hitler, youth, and murder; who could do it better, but the kids at Columbine. Yes, April 20th is a terrible day, but it still does not hold a candle to guns, which sole purpose is to main and destroy. Bad things almost always happen on April 20th , but guns do bad things almost every time they are used regardless of the day.
For the conservative reading this thinking “this whole thing is bullshit, I had a great few weeks of target practice.” Who are you practicing to kill? How old are they?
Which leads to an idea of what age is it appropriate for someone to kill, and how should one prepare the children of tomorrow to fight the wars of today? Since, that is who really fights wars, young men. Us old guys, we just tell youth what to do, and hope they don’t ask too many questions.
Digital pontification is idiotic without facts and supporting arguments so if you want to be outraged look at the pictures; if you want to learn something, read. As far as the writer, my birthday is April 20th and I am trying to give up painting, and do something more productive with my life. Hitler gave up painting too, and boy did he make a go of it. I am leaning towards starting a cult in Austin, since those fools will try anything and like it. A cult should always be based upon noble ideas and virgin sacrifices; even though there seem to be a lot fewer virgins than there used to be. Really the best way to solve the world’s problems is on a nice leather sofa in Austin with a half naked girl and an ipad. How else can a man get laid than with digital compassion and air conditioning? Sweetheart, I really want to help the third world, before they destroy everything, could you please take those skinny jeans off.
Some states want good kids to be able to bring guns to protect us from the bad kids, which goes against the fact that bad kids are the ones who bring guns to school. Arm the teachers, the custodians, just not the vice principal since they really deal with discipline and an eye for an eye leads to a bunch of people blind to the truth. The real people to blame are parents since the seed of hate were planted by them, and they buy the guns for kids. So, kill the fucking parents, what kids would argue with that. -KW